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Issue 1 Material [May. 4th, 2008|08:10 pm]
Global Explorer Magazine

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This is where you should comment with your material for the magazine. If it's a writey piece then if you could just post it as text in the comment that would be ace. If it's just pictoral goodies you're bringing, then post them in comments too. If it's a writey piece but you've got images to accompany it, post it all in a comment and we'll get our photoshoppers onto it.

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[User Picture]From: ziozio
2008-05-14 04:28 pm (UTC)

The benefits of moustache ownership

Sometimes a man of action will look at a fellow man of action and ask, “What has he got that I haven’t got?” It is important to ensure that “a moustache” is never the answer to that question. Sometimes your visually noisy coworker may misinterpret your manly moustache as a cappuccino stain, but do not let that discourage you. Though having a generic face may be useful in spying, a moustache will help bring your face out and guarantee that it is a gift to any portrait artist. As everyone knows, there is such a thing as having too much going on in your face. Instead of having all the features jostling for position, a moustache will provide the focal feature of your face, maintaining the simple truth to your appearance. One benefit of this is that by concentrating attention on your moustache, the necessity for uncomfortable eye contact will be reduced. No one can tell you that you’re looking at them like a rapist when they’re be too busy admiring your month work of rugged facial hair. And though you’ve clearly got 40 years of vibrant sexual dynamism ahead of you, it might be comforting to remember that facial hair thickens and grows denser as you get older. This can only be an advantage to your trumpet playing. However, in the meantime, it may be beneficial to acquire some false moustaches to have just in case you loose yours. You may also want to consider getting a tattoo of a moustache under your moustache, in case the Midnight Barber gets a little crazy with his clippers after too many Flirtinis. A pipe and a monocle may enhance your look, but a moustache is the only accessory any explorer needs to establish his status as the man, the myth, the maverick.


(again, this turned into something a little different than I had planned, less moustache care as moustache discussion. Also is it spelled moustache or mustache, I'm conflicted! Feel free to change it if you want!)
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[User Picture]From: pure1maginati0n
2008-05-14 05:15 pm (UTC)

Re: The benefits of moustache ownership

Ack, it's wonderful!
I thought it was moustache originally but then you put mustache and that looked right too. I think mustache might be the English way. We'll go with that :]
We're almost set for launch! This is all too exciting!!
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